Pick up lines

      This is a collection of pick up lines that I gathered -  READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.  

·  Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.

·  Do you have a Bandaid? Coz I just scraped my knee falling for you.

·  Do you have a map? Coz, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

·  Hey, nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?

·  Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been running through my mind all day.

·  Got two nipples for a dime?

·  Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

·  Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

·  Was your Father an Alien? Coz on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

·  You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

·  I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

·  Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

·  Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

·  I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

·  I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

·  If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called the McGorgeous.

·  If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

·  If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole

·  The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.

·  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…

·  Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?

·  Do you want to see something swell?

·  Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

·  Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had your belly-button licked?..(Yes).From the inside?

·  Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa?

·  Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynaecologist.

·  Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

·  COPS!! Spread em’

·  NOW, BITCH!

     This enty is dedicated to one particular alien who I hope would enjoy reading it (….you know who you are!) It would probably help in your fantasy (kidding…). Thank You for reading and Thank You for laughing.