Starship Workers

We all get worn out and fed up at some point in time. Depending on our jobs, sleeping habits, and the kind of day we have, some of us get more tired than others.

It is a common experience to the kind of environment we are working with, to hear at least one’s colleague complain of being tired in any number of creative ways. Obviously enhanced yawns or slapping of faces.  We feel that our energy just disappeared.

Try not to skip meals, drink plenty of water, sweat it out (we know we’re tired but it really helps to release the stress that cause tiredness), try to disconnect from situations that contributes to your stress and go to sleep if you want to.

Witchy Bitchy

Do you believe in ghosts, goblins and those strange spirits, not necessarily evil, that sometimes leave their home to walk the day with mortals? Before you say ‘No,’ turn down your lights, mount a broomstick and come with me to a little tumbled down shack  and remote town somewhere in the South. The witch and her broomstick travels fast and came to the city of mortals when she was about to turn sweetsixteen. With her siblings, 2 boys  and a girl, they took to the tamed ways of the woods that surrounded them from their native soil. Recognizing the law, they became a set of blissful family.

Some would doubt her existence but its for you to believe if she really does exist and has a true calling in life. She found she can get random predictions of the future, and even the past and strong senses of the feelings and thoughts of others. There is nothing necessarily unique to experience these, but there will often be a strong trend for coincidence. She became familiarized with her own ways and appreciate the value of cultivating a connection with them. It doesn’t have to run in the family.

She thinks her gift is affected by moon cycles, a full moon, will give her strong energy. She is drawn into the sea. She will have an instinct on how something should be done that is apart from thought processes and certainly doesn’t take the shape of words or logic. It just comes to her and she instantly know what she wants to do. This follows a very independent personality type and she may even prefer working alone. This is not because she incapable of working in a team  but simply because she find it more effective to follow her heart and get the job done her way!

Her touch can be very soothing and comforting to others in need and if she chose to develop this skill, she may be able to work in psychic healing. This can often come from a very resilient part of her disposition. Having the strength to fend off life’s trials, she must have an abundance of energy left to share and can offer this to others in their time of need.

Sometimes this kind of witch is findable in simple situations under quite earthy circumstances. She don’t have the legs and the body to die for which generally represent men’s simple and earthy desires and preferences. Despite all her insecurities, a few says this particular witch is a little sultry and classy.

Is she real? It’s for me to know and for you to find out!!!

Takes the boredom away

“Mag Coke araw-araw, takes the bad trip away!”, this advertisement has a touch of reality especially during summer to satisfy our thirst and we all hope it would also work on our boredom. Lack of variety and no changes of stimulation and you probably would soon find yourself unbearably bored. When going to work, you said to yourself “I feel like going to prison!”. It feels like just a robotic routine. Present working environment  no longer entertained you

Study says that human beings are born to have a curiosity drive, need challenges in life. But as we grow old, the said drive become selective. We would know what we really want and what interest us. You want to travel, to explore other things  and be content with whatever you choose to do. It has everything to do with our state of mind.

We all hope Coke will also help us combat boredom. We need to do something completely different at that point, when we are attacked by boredom - it usually works.

Hello Telephone!!!

…some found in a blog

-          Helping a customer access the website: ”Please type triple w and then dot”…Client:  ”Triple is double L?”

-          “Yes, Ms. Alexander, thank you for that very long hold.”

-          “I apologize for that very long hold, Mr. Sedillo, but thank you for that patiently waiting.”

-          “Oh, sorry, Ms. Reyes, the promo only lasts until December 31, 2008.” Client: “Of this month?”

-          Client: “Correct me if I’m not mistaken …”

-          Client: “My first name is Nabitha” “Can you spell it out for me, Ma’am?” Client:  (pause) “N as in Nanay, A as in Aso, B as in Baboy, I as in Isda, T as in Tatay, H as in Hipag and A as in Aso”.

-          “Thank you for patiently waiting, I do apologize for holding you.”

-          “Can I put you on hold for about 2-3 business days — oh, sorry, for about 2-3 minutes, I mean …”

-          “Your last bill amount is negative 100, you might have overfade.”

-           “Is your annual fee billed monthly?”

-          “Can I get your birthday pls for verification?”….”Sure, but please return it back to me?”

-          “I’ll be facilitating your request, kindly stay on the line pls.?”….”I’ll be putting down the phone?”

Agent : So who do you ” BANG” with sir.
Custome : Excuse me.
Agent : I mean which bank do you “Bank” with.

Agent: OK great! may i have your fax machine please… (instead of fax number)
Client: what??? you want my fax machine???

Customer: I hate your service, .this is ridiculous!!!. F**K you..F**K you all..

Agent: Sir, we don’t appreciate that kind of language. Pplease stop F**King me..

Customer: gggrrrr…damn you..F**K you..

Agent: I’m sorry Sir but were not allowed to say “F**K you too”..

Just an ordinary night

Another not-so-busy night has passed! You would sometimes wonder why these people were still up at that time of the night which they were supposed to be already sleeping. But then, they made your night professionally worthy, if not personally. There were some, as if, they haven’t spoken to anyone else for their whole life and there are some who reminds you to take a deep breaths. The kind of people where you wouldn’t free for about 20 to 30  minutes. They were just a part of your night.

When a group invited us to have a night out just nearby, where the fun begins when the sun goes down, we felt envious. We cant be anywhere else aside from the place where we were. We just contented ourselves to imagine the great places, bars mixed with restaurants to eat and drink and plenty of options where the group was headed.

Then, we were entertained by one of our colleagues who thought that she saw someone or something, it was just the 3 of us at that time, standing at the far end of the room. We dared not to look again behind us for about an hour even going to the restroom but it passed and before dawn the “thing” was already out of our mind.

We were thankful when we got home, headed directly to the comfort of our own bed and tried to shake the feeling of talking to non-sense creatures. Finally, like we had made our peace with the day, we drifted off to dreamless sleep thinking we would be in our own world for the straight 8 hours before getting ready again for another night….

What makes your day?

It could be at the start or even at the end of the day. Sometimes, we would wonder if we woke up at the wrong side of the bed if things did not go well within the day….It must be something we ate, something we did, something we received, something we encounter or watch, something we thought about  or even something we dreamt about.  Or we must just be simply happy that day.

Waking up by just an ordinary greeting from just an extraordinary sender, having pizza with lots of cheese and bell pepper  and pasta for breakfast combined with warm milk …. and you’ll be looking forward for the rest of the day or night? You would probably be thinking the weather is so good to sleep throughout the day and wok throughout the night.

But then, sometimes those can break or make our day!!! We could do things to ensure that our day would be the best ever. From the simple little things that don’t seem like much, but make all the difference in the world, we would have a greatest day. Have some of our methods of making today an awesome day and the day after!

The Rare Vampire

Vampires are stock characters of fiction, the blood-suckers creation with big fangs, sleep in coffin, instantly incinerated by sunlight  and are best dispatched by a stake through the heart.

But this lead character in my fantasy land who was brought by my spaceship would make us think if it really exist. But then, most of us are never forced to think otherwise. To know a real vampire may demand expanding the boundaries of one’s accepted reality.

This vampire – he is born with extraordinary capacity to affect the life of others and have the powers to maximize his charm making him extremely attractive. The most important step on his path is complete self awareness on his energy levels and all other personal qualities. He have done considerable work, poised, pleasant, competent individual, with great personal power. He is in control of his capacity for handling energy. His ability to hold the attention of others gives him the potential to be fine leader.  He could summon or control certain creatures. He is good at his job, not his work, not his avocation, not his career…his job.

We feel distracted when our energy is pulled away from ourselves. In addition to this, a common result of such an energy drain is for the aura to pull in tightly towards the body, and this causes a prickling sensation on the skin. He is not the demonic fiend, whatever ploys he use, has a talent for attracting (or distracting) the attention of everyone present. Some people may call him extremely intense. Physically, he is not a “night people” on a biochemical level. His vitality ranges widely, and he can be vigorous and physically active everyday.

Fresh blood is not his source of energy but he already practiced drinking fresh juices for many reasons. Yet, in many instances, his “attack” does not necessarily involve physical contact. In others, it is clearly sexual energy which is exchanged. When he attacks he usually swears. He use his fangs to dig deep into human flesh and make the blood flow with the person. His fangs are only displayed when in attack mode. Usually this is accompanied by a change of his frame of mind making his more animalistic and savage. Above all, he is vulnerable to mortal pain and harm.

He is confident, energetic and have a good sense of humor – both to be able to make others laugh and to even laugh at his own jokes at times. He even knows how to sneak a look at cleavage or legs and doesn’t care if he gets busted once in a while.  He loves the human body, the revelation of nakedness, thrilled at the woman’s butt, likes the crease of a bent knee and feels of the kneecap. Some vampires become maniacally cheerful when they are satiated.

The rare vampire is also known for his fashion, the snazzy fashion to adopt the environment where he lives. He is conventionally covered from head to toe matching his double vision. He is more sensitive to detail and color variations - some can even see further into the infra-red and ultra-violet spectrum. Vampires also usually do not like tactile extremes either…they are more sensitive to pain and to temperature extremes

Non canonical vampires are also known how to fly and likes the noise and hilarious conversation when flying. Vampires already evolved from being a loner. They like to fly in groups, they reach out for friendship without categorizing the status of the person. These hot-blooded passionate vampires, contrary to the beliefs of others that they are cold blooded, have been around since the dawn.

Vampire destinations are just few kilometers away from the solitude of their home. Although they are known to stay on rainiest places, this rare vampire is not reluctant to enter or cross bodies of water particularly running water. But at the drop of rain, he would be restless and instantly be back to his Castle. He travels really fast and successfully win the battle along the way especially during the dawn when they must return to his native soil before sunrise to take his rest.

Humans who have encountered a vampire may count themselves lucky, as the Kiss of the Vampire is a best experience, as good as or better than sex. It would be a heated encounter, just what you wanted in your fantasy. Sucking the air out of your system as if your soul has been snatched from your body. Women eventually succumb willingly, even if they are ambivalent or reluctant at first. Most people will be feeling sluggish and fatigue after being in the presence of a vampire.

He don’t bother with table manners, he don’t particularly suck in the neck, he sucks everywhere he pleases, leaving his prey breathless. He bites all over his prey’s body , every bites fires the blood flowing through her veins.  No vampires could prevent himself from giving in to his craving for more than a week.

He cannot enter a human residence without having been invited by a  resident; however, once given, such an invitation is revocable. Vampires were not limited by their supernatural dependence upon the soil of the land of their birth but they welcome any humans, even uninvited, who could enter their  place at any time thereafter, making it their prey.  Periodic inconveniences such as minor illness they got from strange places would heal and would not critically impair a vampire’s “life” or effectiveness. Sometimes, vampires have instances in their life when they will contact an illness that is not diagnosable by doctors for no apparent reason.

Maybe he never has, and maybe he never will, but this rare vampire figures he can knock someone, somewhere, on his ass.  He knows how to lose an afternoon -  playing, shooting and watching his favorite movies/series. He can tell you he was wrong, he can apologize, even if sometimes it’s just to put an end to the bickering and some other times, couldnt help to be an insensitive beast.

We all love the legend of the vampire. We don’t have to fight it off…wearing garlic, exposing to the sun, holy water, wooden stake or spilling beans or rice….. won’t  work. 

Rain! Rain! Rain! Go Away!!!

As the saying goes when it rains it pours.  We would be going home from exhausting work with just a drizzle and sometimes, it would turned out to be stormy. Some envisioned watching the sunset after the rain even though the sun didn’t shine at all and others are anticipating the rainbow. Rain gave us problem, but it’s a solution to many.

During that season, we normally found ourselves clearly feeling so warm. But it’s also the season that we have time to recollect our life. Even with umbrella, we would be drenched with rain.

One rainy day during one of the school activities, two girls from high school  became the best of friends. They were inseparable, nothing could break them apart. They been to every obstacles from personal to professional life but they survived.  Together, they enjoyed all the happy times and went through all the sad and rough times. They been a pillar of support to each other. Many years passed and even though they were physically apart, the distance made their friendship even stronger.

Then one stormy day, the other girl told her friend that she has a breast cancer. Her friend was stunned of the bad news and they wept together. Instantly, her friend felt that she needed her on her side. She made a drastic decision but then, some things needs some consideration and it did not go as planned. She resorted to the best thing she could do, prayers.

This is the part of her letter to the authority:

“I am writing this letter because I would very much like for my best friend to be here for me during this difficult time.  She will help me a lot not just by being here to cheer me up but also by being with my children.

I have just started my 1^st cycle of FAC, and would need 3 more every 3 weeks, so I anticipate my operation to be around the end of July to mid August, with a recovery period of about 6-8 weeks before I can fully return to work and drive.

My husband is here of course, but you probably appreciate the benefits of having your best friend with you at such a trying time. She is such a caring person and I know that I will definitely recover quicker with her around. And I do miss her, since I have not been home since 2004. “

It is especially during these times, that you must find the strength in you to help your friend. They are always be happy for our successes, even when things are not going too well on their side.

A year and half passed and they were both ecstatic with the results of he friend’s breast cancer.  She has been cured. But after one storm, we would not know that another storm will be coming. A few months ago, she was diagnosed having a metastatic lung cancer. She seemed to be accepting her faith, tried to put  up a brave face and smiled back saying “I hope I live up a few more years”. She is going through a battle of having a chemotheraphy every other week. Her husband would always says “Galit ako sa mundo!”

Her friend would always keep in touch with her to give her strength to be able to go through with this battle…to hang on and who always care for her.

What is the Essence of Being a Woman?

Its a winning piece question to a beauty pageant…not trying to be anything else but a woman. Use your beauty, let it soothe those around you, radiate love, power and sensibility. Don’t be soft as a shadow.

We are privilege to have the premenstrual syndrome after our ovulation. During that period, we have to struggle through our depression, irritability, oversensitivity, mood swings and crying over nothing. Sometimes, we are trying to be something else just because its better and easier.  Others will never fully understand us.  Many times, we also couldn’t understand ourselves why on earth we went from having fun to instantly freaking out. Those around us probably feeling pretty lost when it happens. It would even lasted 1 to 2 weeks, today the explosion, tomorrow weepy and the next day we just slept all day and refused to talk to anyone but it will pass

When a woman starts acting  “weird”,  we are easily get labeled as “bitch” and men give it no further thought.

When we say, “I love you.” it’s not because we want them or because we can’t have them. We love what they are, what they do and have seen the best and worst of them. And we understand with perfect clarity exactly what they are.  We are passionate in  nature and we really know how to be silly.

God gave women intuition and femininity and others rather trust women’s intuition than men’s reason. If men can play games, women already know the score. Intuition is when we know something without knowing and how we came to know it.  If women reject logic and rely solely on feelings, we are left in the weak position even to the extent of trying to hear what we only want to hear though we are hearing otherwise. Through developed intuition, we can also play games like men and apply it to see regularities and recognizes the complex pattern of life.

Only women would always thought that life is so unfair and that every time we turn around something is always holding us back from accomplishing our dreams but willing to take the risks to try to get ahead and consider it as wonderful stroke of luck. But at the end, we seems to realize that things will not go as we planned and life goes on after all

We are a woman above everything else.

SEX AND THE CITY 2

“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”

“Women don’t care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick… I’ve never once heard a woman say: “He had such a big full scrotum.””

SEX-LEEPING BEAUTY IN DREAMLAND

Do you believe in fairies? This is not a normal classical fantasy tale about magic and heroes, monsters and vile individuals. Let us  begin the story together and see where it will take us. Let gets the action rolling….

This is the legend of a Princess trapped into her own fate. One night she wakes from what she believes is a dream and found herself in the middle of nowhere with her Prince Charming.  Just the two of them, the Prince told her “You are mine and I will do with you what I wish to do”.  The Princess body stirred, she longed to caress his broad chest and instinctively reached out and brushed her fingers against his cheeks, down to his neck and the inside of his arms. She heard him gasped. Suddenly, they were inside the spacious bedroom. She was wearing a less extravagant dress and he looked ruggedly handsome with his camouflaged  pants in white shirt. Taking her hand, he led her where to touch him. She was not sure at all if she were dreaming or this were real. The touch…the feeling was almost real. With gentleness, he disrobed her and tore away her undergarments and carried her to the bed. “You are beautiful”, he whispered. Hands, fingers and tongue explored her whole body. She felt hot, every movement brought her closer to the brink and felt like exploding.  His mouth followed where his hands dared to go before closing it to her womanhood. She moans and almost screamed with pleasure. It was all becoming too much, she shivered. Her hands wrapped around his body and said to him “that feels so damn good”.

He then said “Now it is your turn to give me what I want and I have something I’d like you to see”. He removed the last piece of his clothing revealing not one but two heads of his manhood strained upwards, straight, hard and erect, throbbing and quivering. She froze and heard him say “You will get used to it soon enough”.  She closed her eyes and everything fading to black. She was awaken by dog barking at the neighborhood and the bright sunlight from her windows.

She said to herself, “this is just a dream, it couldn’t be true”.  Who said it could be true???

Snow White. Cinderella.Today it’s the Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas.  So basically we’re screwed up because of… Disney. Well, like Meg Ryan said in Sleepless in Seattle “We will forever wonder”

FACT OR FICTION???

I had said to myself when I started this blog, it’s going to be good, but I bet it’s going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn’t think that at all. It had to be good and just so funny…..its for you to judge.  Its not as easy as you think…you better be prepared.

I would like to stay a secret, like walking in the dark, if no one knows you, no one cares and no one breaks your heart.

Fact or fiction? Me? I’d rather believe in fiction. There is no harm in believing. The stories behind is for whatever you believe in. Some may believed in anything you can imagine is real and some may consider its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Contributors and violent reactions are very much welcome.

This blog is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

How time flies! Imagine yourself in a time machine, like Michael J. Fox in “Back to the Future” movie series. Would you do what he went through and change the future? What if it involves you? Are you satisfied with what you are and what you have now? Think about it…you have given a chance to go back to your past to be able to change your future…what are you going to change? Would you have regrets? Or would you still have lived your life the way you did???

They say opportunities only knocks once.  Years ago, big timer knocked right on your doorstep offering you a crystal and you let it pass thinking that you already had a gold in your hand. But then, it was too early to tell that the thing you were holding was gold. You thought it was. It glitters in front of your eyes. Few years passed, and you realized what you had in your hand didn’t spark at all, it was just an ordinary stone. But you hang on, thinking it would worth something someday. After sometime, you realized it was not worthy even on holding that thing and you were scared to even try holding other things in your hand for fear that it would be worthless. Then as believer as you are, along the way you found another crystal. Are your hands warm enough to keep the crystal???  Sometimes also we believe in whatever happens at all happens as it should and I think its true, if we watch narrowly.

The present is the necessary product of all the past, the necessary cause of all the future.

SEX AND THE CITY

TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE

“Charmed” is my old-time fave. Its about the adventures of the Halliwell sisters, powerful witches who work to vanquish evil and saved innocents while trying to live as normal everyday women.  Too bad its now off the air. Need replacement guys? I know few bitchy girls who are willing to change profession into witches.

Of course, “Smallville”/”Superman”  is our all time favorite. Clark Kent is too good to be true character always in blue shirt and red jacket. He wears white shirt and black jacket when he is being attacked in his barn by a psychic mind and body snatching phantom who had escaped from the Phantom Zone, it invaded his mind and created an alternate reality. Sort of color coding ha….But of course, Superman will not be Superman without Doomsday and Lex Luthor.  When Oliver Jonas Queen enters the show, Clark is only now my 2^nd best. Oliver is the billionaire CEO of Queen Industries, who also masquerades as a heroic archer known as Green Arrow. As Green Arrow, Oliver dresses in green and commands a variety of arrows and gadgets for many forms of defense and tells the world “Some of us sacrifice being with the people that we really care about so that we can go make a difference”. Tall and blonde, Oliver is extremely charismatic with an affable demeanor. Known for his wit and subtle humor, he is very easy to talk to. He is even willing to commit murder for the greater good, in stark contrast to Clark.

For quite sometime, I was glued to the TV to watch “Roswell”. Every episode getting better and better. There was always something exciting going on in Roswell. The show melds the alien aspect and human emotion. All characters have impact on the show. You’ll wonder at the end of every show if all characters are aliens. Others have ability to kill and some have ability of heal. And it ended just like that.

“CSI” and “Ghost Whisperer” are shows which I believe with more touch of reality.  CSI is a fast-paced drama about a team of forensic investigators trained to solve crimes by examining the evidence. They are on the case 24/7, scouring the scene, collecting the irrefutable evidence and finding the missing pieces that will solve the mystery. You would not believe the process the way they solve crimes. Its like you have the same stories but different ending, they are filling in the missing link.  The technology and analytical mind are unbelievable.  While Ghost Whisperer is giving us a glimpse and a touch of our world beyond. The character can communicate with earthbound spirits or ghosts who cling to the living because they have unfinished business in our world preventing them from “crossing over” or going into the light. It is a unique abilities which is a blessing and sometime curse, but always helps her clients, alive or dead, find emotional closure. The show delivers a real, sometimes funny, sometimes dramatic, and always emotional performance. Just like life, it have moved from innocence to wisdom. The challenges, as they built a mythology and confronted the dark side, have made the show.

HOPELESSLY

Got it somewhere! Does it really exist???  No stir?? Where are those guys? Is he for real?